Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Student Lounge

Ok, Music students let's chat.

I KNOW that your life is stressful!
I KNOW that you son't have enough time to do everything you need to do and everything you want to do in a day.
I KNOW that you are probably crazy addicted to caffeine right now, it's your lifeline.
I KNOW that you consider putting on real pants "dressing up" at this point.
I KNOW that you probably haven't gotten a full eight hours of sleep yet this week.
I KNOW that it's hard!

But you should know that it's hard for the rest of us too! And when we walk into the student lounge to relax and study (Yeah yeah I know, go to the library. Well the library is full of a bunch of noisy second year grad students talking shit about everything and everyone behind their backs and the lounge is a really nice place. Get over it. This isn't about me anyway.) we want to have a place to sit.

The couches in the student lounge ARE NOT YOUR BED!

If you really must sleep... floor.

There are hidden rooms and nooks and cranny's all over this building! Find one.

Next time I walk into the student lounge, and my feet hurt from heels, and I just had a slightly disappointing lesson, and I'm starving, and you're sleeping one of the couches so I have to go sit next to the super annoying undergrads (What are they? Music Majors? Jazz Majors? Musical Theatre Majors? Annoy the Shit Out Of Me Majors? Kids who look like they should be working at the makeup counter?), I swear to the statue of little bitty child Mozart standing in the corner...

I will sit on you.